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11th September 2013: The world's gone mad and I'm the only one who knows
13th August 2013: Black is white. Fact. End of.
11th August 2013: Electric cars, not as green as they're painted?
18th June 2013: Wrinklies unite, you have nothing to lose but your walking frames!
17th May 2013: Some actual FACTS about climate change (for a change) from actual scientists ...
10th May 2013: An article about that poison gas, carbon dioxide, and other scientific facts (not) ...
10th May 2013: We need to see past the sex and look at the crimes: is justice being served?
8th May 2013: So, who would you trust to treat your haemorrhoids, Theresa May?
8th May 2013: Why should citizens in the 21st Century fear the law so much?
30th April 2013: What the GOS says today, the rest of the world realises tomorrow ...
30th April 2013: You couldn't make it up, could you? Luckily you don't need to ...
29th April 2013: a vote for NONE OF THE ABOVE, because THE ABOVE are crap ...
28th April 2013: what goes around, comes around?
19th April 2013: everyone's a victim these days ...
10th April 2013: Thatcher is dead; long live Thatcher!
8th April 2013: Poor people are such a nuisance. Just give them loads of money and they'll go away ...
26th March 2013: Censorship is alive and well and coming for you ...
25th March 2013: Just do your job properly, is that too much to ask?
25th March 2013: So, what do you think caused your heterosexuality?
20th March 2013: Feminists - puritans, hypocrites or just plain stupid?
18th March 2013: How Nazi Germany paved the way for modern governance?
13th March 2013: Time we all grew up and lived in the real world ...
12th March 2013: Hindenburg crash mystery solved? - don't you believe it!
6th March 2013: Is this the real GOS?
5th March 2013: All that's wrong with taxes
25th February 2013: The self-seeking MP who is trying to bring Britain down ...
24th February 2013: Why can't newspapers just tell the truth?
22nd February 2013: Trial by jury - a radical proposal
13th February 2013: A little verse for two very old people ...
6th February 2013: It's not us after all, it's worms
6th February 2013: Now here's a powerful argument FOR gay marriage ...
4th February 2013: There's no such thing as equality because we're not all the same ...
28th January 2013: Global Warming isn't over - IT'S HIDING!
25th January 2013: Global Warmers: mad, bad and dangerous to know ...
25th January 2013: Bullying ego-trippers, not animal lovers ...
19th January 2013: We STILL haven't got our heads straight about gays ...
16th January 2013: Bullying ego-trippers, not animal lovers ...
11th January 2013: What it's like being English ...
7th January 2013: Bleat, bleat, if it saves the life of just one child ...
7th January 2013: How best to put it? 'Up yours, Argentina'?
7th January 2013: Chucking even more of other people's money around ...
6th January 2013: Chucking other people's money around ...
30th December 2012: The BBC is just crap, basically ...
30th December 2012: We mourn the passing of a genuine Grumpy Old Sod ...
30th December 2012: How an official body sets out to ruin Christmas ...
16th December 2012: Why should we pardon Alan Turing when he did nothing wrong?
15th December 2012: When will social workers face up to their REAL responsibility?
15th December 2012: Unfair trading by a firm in Bognor Regis ...
14th December 2012: Now the company that sells your data is pretending to act as watchdog ...
7th December 2012: There's a war between cars and bikes, apparently, and  most of us never noticed!
26th November 2012: The bottom line - social workers are just plain stupid ...
20th November 2012: So, David Eyke was right all along, then?
15th November 2012: MPs don't mind dishing it out, but when it's them in the firing line ...
14th November 2012: The BBC has a policy, it seems, about which truths it wants to tell ...
12th November 2012: Big Brother, coming to a school near you ...
9th November 2012: Yet another celebrity who thinks, like Jimmy Saville, that he can behave just as he likes because he's famous ...
5th November 2012: Whose roads are they, anyway? After all, we paid for them ...
7th May 2012: How politicians could end droughts at a stroke if they chose ...
6th May 2012: The BBC, still determined to keep us in a fog of ignorance ...
2nd May 2012: A sense of proportion lacking?
24th April 2012: Told you so, told you so, told you so ...
15th April 2012: Aah, sweet ickle polar bears in danger, aah ...
15th April 2012: An open letter to Anglian Water ...
30th March 2012: Now they want to cure us if we don't believe their lies ...
28th February 2012: Just how useful is a degree? Not very.
27th February 2012: ... so many ways to die ...
15th February 2012: DO go to Jamaica because you definitely WON'T get murdered with a machete. Ms Fox says so ...
31st January 2012: We don't make anything any more
27th January 2012: There's always a word for it, they say, and if there isn't we'll invent one
26th January 2012: Literary criticism on GOS? How posh!
12th December 2011: Plain speaking by a scientist about the global warming fraud
9th December 2011: Who trusts scientists? Apart from the BBC, of course?
7th December 2011: All in all, not a good week for British justice ...
9th November 2011: Well what d'you know, the law really IS a bit of an ass ...

 

 
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With the greatest reluctance, we must congratulate the Daily Mail on securing the services of Max Hastings and printing this excellent article. It appeared on 13th December, but nothing's happened since to convince us that Hastings is not 100% right – quite the opposite, in fact ...
 

 
Clegg in a sulk. The Commons at its most infantile. And Europe led by pygmies. What a way to face a crisis!
 
by Max Hastings

 
The Commons was at its worst: raucous, cheap, devoid of dignity. Yesterday’s statement by the Prime Minister about Friday’s European Council meeting, followed by a strident, finger-wagging speech by Ed Miliband and questions from the usual suspects of all parties, showed MPs offering their familiar impersonation of pupils at a failed comprehensive.
 
Here we are, facing two of the gravest crises of our lifetimes — the lesser about Britain’s relationship with the EU, the graver about a threatened collapse of the European financial system. Yet no one who watched yesterday’s Commons proceedings emerged a jot or tittle wiser about what is happening or where we go next.
 
Perhaps Parliament was like this at other pivotal moments of history, when MPs’ inadequacies were hidden, because they were not televised. I am more inclined to believe that today’s politicians of all parties simply do not know how to rise to the challenge of conducting themselves in a fashion to match the perils threatening Europe’s stability. They do not understand how to do statesmanship.
 
Some of the same myopia is apparent outside Westminster. At the weekend, the most hardline eurosceptics gleefully cheered at the notion that a prime minister has at last done the big thing, telling the Frogs and Huns to get stuffed. At the other end of the spectrum, euro-enthusiasts — including most of the BBC’s commentators — talk as if any responsible British leader must shut his eyes and vote with our 26 partners, even on a day-trip to hell. They are in denial about the ghastly predicament of the whole EU project. The European financial system is threatened with collapse, which would have a devastating impact on Britain, even though we are not members of the euro.
 
I have a friend close to the heart of this crisis, who believes the leaders of Europe are making a towering mistake by risking everything to preserve the eurozone. He believes, instead, that its ordered break-up would prove the least painful outcome - least painful, because there are no plausible ‘good’ outcomes. He suggests that if Germany and France get their way and sustain the euro on artificial life-support, requiring southern Europe to adopt draconian austerity measures, only prolonged economic depression and political turmoil can follow.
 
He accuses the European leaders of seeking short-term political fixes for a long-term economic problem: the non- viability of the eurozone and the EU’s failure to address its lack of competitiveness against Asia. The Europeans want to preserve a gold-plated social model, to ring-fence themselves against the cold winds of the real world outside. However, they will fail.
 
The truth is that David Cameron had good reason for thinking his European partners were embarked on a road to folly, with especially pernicious consequences for this country. He said in the Commons yesterday: ‘I went to Brussels with one objective — to protect Britain’s national interest.’
 
But having used his veto, he’s left with a big diplomatic problem and has merely whetted the appetite of extreme Eurosceptics for going much further: they see this as the start of a glorious national voyage into the Atlantic, cutting free from Europe altogether. Meanwhile, the worst consequence of Cameron’s veto is likely to be that our EU partners will dismiss our views and, indeed, seek to punish us. The erratic President Sarkozy of France, who sometimes seems close to madness, said yesterday that there are clearly ‘two Europes’. His petulance, and fevered efforts to escape looming electoral defeat at home, has worsened the crisis. We should pray nightly for his political demise in the spring. But with or without Sarkozy, unless David Cameron boxes cleverly, the Europeans are likely to snub Britain ever more conspicuously. Of course, this would increase euroscepticism among British voters.
 
The Prime Minister said: ‘Our membership of the EU is vital for our national interest?.?.?.?We are in the EU and we want to be.’ This is true, but only up to a point. What most of us want is to share in the single market, while securing liberation from the anti-competitive tyranny of the European commission. But this is likely to prove hard to achieve when so many European politicians still flinch from facing reality. The commissars of Brussels will resist our attempts to cherry-pick which bits of the EU we wish to subscribe to. A tremendous British diplomatic offensive will be needed, of a kind conspicuous by its absence before Friday’s summit, to find allies alongside whom we can fight European battles.
 
Critics of last week’s veto, such as Ed Miliband, talk as if David Cameron had a duty to stay aboard the euro-liner even as it races towards the iceberg, merely because none of the other passengers has got off. On the contrary, just because his fellow European leaders have lost their heads in their obsession with preserving the eurozone, is no reason for our prime minister to do so, too.
 
It would probably be best for Britain, as well as for the Western world, if the euro collapsed swiftly, the boil was lanced. After a grim period of turmoil and pain, once the failure of the single currency was laid bare, we could get on with reshaping the whole European project.
 
My friend in the economic corridors of power suggests we might be pleasantly surprised how quickly the Continent recovered from a eurozone collapse, with Greece, Cyprus, Spain and Portugal liberated and able to devalue their currencies. Unfortunately, it seems more likely that this crisis will drag on indefinitely, with many European banks close to collapse; the financial markets sceptical; just sufficient German aid pumped into the system to keep the euro afloat, while southern Europe faces near destitution. More worryingly, with democracy suppressed in Greece and Italy, political extremists could well start to prosper.
 
Watching the Commons yesterday, it was hard not to be exasperated by George Osborne’s smirks, the laughter and taunts of rival parties. What is happening, and what overhangs us, is far too serious for commonplace Westminster game-playing, just as it is too grave to indulge Nick Clegg’s silly, sulking absence.
 
Labour MP Denis MacShane, a veteran Euro-enthusiast, said Britain ‘is now ideologically fused to the notion of isolation’. My own view is that he might be right. We have never loved Europe, and now the feeling is mutual.
 
An outright British breach with the EU would be a huge economic misfortune for our partners as well as for ourselves. But these are desperate times. The ongoing debate about Europe’s future will take place in the fevered and bitter political climate created by recession, hardship and public fury across the Continent.
 
My exalted friend among policy-makers said last week that only a fool would predict the outcome of this crisis, because we are in uncharted waters. Europe needs strong and far-sighted leaders, and instead is being guided by pygmies. David Cameron has made a grand gesture to ‘stand up for Britain’. But as Churchill said of Dunkirk: ‘Wars are not won by evacuations.’
 
Last week’s veto in Brussels was not the end of anything, but merely the beginning of a long, long struggle to redefine Britain’s relationship with Europe, without shattering our trading partnership with it. The outcome will decide the fate of David Cameron’s premiership, but I doubt that today he has the smallest idea what this will be.
 

 
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